Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He did a backflip because drugs
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
