Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my sisters under your porch take her home
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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