Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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