I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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