And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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