help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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