I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Randomize
