i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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