You work out of a Hotel?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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