He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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