You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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