I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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