your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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