it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I looked at my own cervix.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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