Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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