The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
