these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
