life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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