I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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