There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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