Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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