how can u be prego again
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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