he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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