Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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