I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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