Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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