No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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