I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
