It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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