I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
