We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just want nice things and good sex
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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