Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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