Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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