Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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