bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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