He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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