she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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