So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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