didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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