How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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