just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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