I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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