i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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