She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
