she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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