that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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