well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
