she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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