Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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