id be glad to
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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